Why You Need A Custom Beer Pong Table

You Need A Custom Beer Pong Table

why you may ask? We'll let me break it down for you.

That table in your garage? The one you play beer pong on every weekend when the "bros" come over? 

Yeah that looks like shit. 

I remember my first beer pong table, it was fun while it lasted, but let's be honest here: you're not in High School anymore and it's time you graduated from this junk to something a bit more sophisticated. 

Now that's a beer pong table! If you're hosting a party for someone other than your dungeons and dragons club, a custom beer pong table is a must. 

You got the flat screen, you got the spinning rims, why in God's name don't you have a nice table? This isn't Soviet Russia, this is America! We spend money on frivolous shit because it looks fucking cool. 

So nut up and show some patriotism, and get yourself a custom pong table. 

"AMERICA FUCK YEAH"

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